American Game Show

Apologizing doesn’t mean that you are wrong & the other is right It means that you value the relationship more than your ego.

Do you know the relation between your two eyes?

1. They blink together. 2. They move together. 3. They cry together. 4. They see things together. 5. They sleep together. 6. They never see each other……….
However, when they see a woman, one will blink and another will not.Moral of the story: Woman can break any kind of relationship!!!

Age 2 Yrs..Nurse Ko ankh mare..

Age 5 Yrs..Uncle ki Cigarette lay kar bhagaa

Age 6 Yrs..ghar walon ki naak mein dum

Age 7 Yrs..Neighbours ki bell Baja ke bhagaaa..

Age 8 Yrs..school mein Teacher ko line mari..

Age 9 Yrs…exam mein cheating karni seekhi

Age 10 Yrs…Papa ki Pocket se Purse gayab…

Age 11 Yrs…mobiles Ka dhaanda…

Age 12 Yrs…Papa Ki car Road pe..

Age 13 Yrs…Road waley apney apney Gharoon per..

Age 14 Yrs…raat ko subah, subah ko raat….

Age 15 Yrs…club jana shuru

Age 16 yrs…padosi ki beti Le kar Faraar…

Age 17 Yrs…bikes ki duniya ka baadshah..

Age 18 Yrs…college mein admission

Age 18.5 yrs…share mai ghar walo ko dubhana

Age 19 Yrs…Whisky&Vodka ki dunya mein new name..

Age 20 yrs…ab shareef hogaya hooon!koi shrarat nahin karta
so make me ur frnd…..!

Indians r poor; but India is not a poor country - says 1 of d Swiss bank director, He says tat 108 lac cores Indian money deposited in swiss bank . The same money can b used for taxless budget for 30 yrs n also can giv jobs 2all indians; n can giv free education 2 all Indians… Think how our money blocked by Politicians n richers…?? We have full rights to fight against Politicians… Pls forward this msg 2 all true indians

A woman To Inspector Santa Singh

Woman(crying) : Inspector Ji, Mere pati-dev parso shaam aaloo lene market gaye,abhi tak aaye nahi!!

Inspector Santa : To kya hua! Dusri Sabji banaa lo !
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TITANIC k saath Sardar bhi doob raha tha……… …aur jor jor se haas raha tha!!!!

kisi ne poocha toh bola…….. ….thank god maine Return ticket nahi kharida

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Interviewer: What is Skeleton?
Sonu:”Sir “Skeleton is a Person who ’started’
Dieting but forgot to ’stop’ it!!

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An insect falls into a mug of beer…
Reactions:

Englishman:
Throws his mug away and walks out

American:
Takes the insect out and drinks the beer

Chinese:
Eats the insect and throws the beer away

Japanese:
Drinks the beer with insect as it is coming free

Indian:
Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new
mug of beer. ……INTELLIGENT INDIANS

1. Once upon a time, Sada and Adam ,visited the coal mine to find some
diamonds.
Sada goes right and Adam goes left . Sada had one harpoon only but
Adam had
sophisticated diamond detecting tools.
Inspire of that, Sada found one diamond but Adam didn’t find any …
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Hira hai Sada ke liye !!!!

2.Math PJ

Once ‘Constant’ and e^x ( e raised to x) were walking down the road.
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“I m going bcoz ‘Differential’ is coming and if he sees me he will
eliminate me.”
But e^x stands firm in front of ‘ Differential’ and says:
“U can’t do anything with me. I m e^x and will always be e^x.”

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Differential says: ” I m not d/dx, I m d/dy.”

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Waiter replies, ” Samajhdar ke liye ishara hi coffee hai”…
4.Jabardast PJ..hil jaoge

All electrons were having a party but protons attacked them.
A hero comes and saves them.
All electrons ask him “Who are you?”
He Says
“My name is BOND …. COVALENT BOND”
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Ek baar ki baat hai……
Chantu aur Bantu khandala jaa rahe hote hain!!!!

unki caar kharab ho jaati hai…..

wo dono car wahiin chordh ker paidal chal padte hain!!!!

Raste mei ek surang aati hai….

chantu darr jaata hai…per bantu kehta hai..mai paar karke dikhaunga… .

Per DUE TO UNAVAILABLITY OF TORCH….Bantu har baar takra kar wapas aa

jaata hai….

Tabhi chantu apnii jeb se DUS ka note nikalta hai….apne haath ko blade se

kaat ke..DUS ke note ko khoon mei bhigo leta hai……

aur aaram se surang paar kar jaata hai…~~~

abb mylord.!!!

sawaal ye uthta hai….

aakhir chantu ne surang paar kar kaise lii…..

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uske paas LAAL-TEN THA!!!

Love Messages

Our love is like a diamond ring, its a precious thing. Our love together is the kind that lasts forever.

Would you open your heart to love me once again? I swear that Ill be true and never let go because my heart is you.

Everyday away from you, tears could fill an ocean blue. Please dont turn away from all those dreams that we once knew.

Life wont mean a thing without you loving me and all I need is you in my life.

Dont ever doubt your trust in me, Ill give you my heart so honestly.

You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet.. you are like you.. and that’s the reason why I love you!

Faith makes all things possible. Hope makes all things work. Love makes all things beautiful. I Love You my only love.

Can I say I love you today? If not, can I ask you again tomorrow? And the day after tomorrow? And the day after that? Coz I’ll be loving you every single day of my life.

When all seems lost and lonely for you
And you dont really know what to do
Look inside your heart and see
There in a special place, I will be

Most wonderful pairs in the world are:-
HEART & BEAT
NIGHT & MOON
BIRDS & SONGS
ROSES & LOVE
U & UR $MILE.
SO KEEP $MILING ALWAYS.

Being near is not the meaning of being dear,
I may be far from u but msgs are bridges
2 make u feel that I always REMEMBER YOU!

It is not being in love that makes me happy… but is being in love with YOU that makes me happy.

A sMiLe tO pUt You On HiGh… A KisS To Set YoUr SouL ALriGhT… WouLd iT bE aLriGhT iF I spEnT ToNiTe BeiNg LovED bY YoU???

Fate has brought us together, to meet, to know and to part is the saddest thing in life… I £ove You…

Curved high on a mountain covered in dew… I saw these 3 words… I LOVE YOU!

Is that love i see in your eyes, or merely a reflection of mine?

I hide my tears when I say your name,
but the pain in my heart is stil the same.
Though I smile and seem carefree,
there’s no one who misses you more than me!!

I love so much my heart is sure. As time goes on I love you more. Your happy smile, Your loving face, No one will ever take your place.

As I lie awake in my bed. All sorts of thought run through my head, Like why do I love you as much as I do. Then I realise its because you are you!

i luv ur eyes i luv ur smile.i cherish ur ways i adore ur style. Wot can i say?ur 1of a kind & 24/7 ur on my mind!

This was developed as an age test by the R&D Department at Harvard University . Take your time and see if you can read each line out loud without a mistake. The average person can’t do it!  This is really difficult, not so easy, so be careful.

1.     This is this cat
2.     This is is cat
3.     This is how cat
4.     This is to cat
5.     This is keep cat
6.     This is a cat
7.     This is fool cat
8.     This is busy cat
9.     This is for cat
10.   This is forty cat
11.   This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down, and I bet you can’t resist passing it on.

Suraj Hua Madham

chand bhi chalne laga
Aasman yeh hai, kyun hilnay laga…
mein thehra raha, zamin chalne lagi
dharka yeh dil, saansey Thumney lagi….
Sajna kya Yehi P yaar Hai ???????
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EARTHQUAKE hai !
BHAAG……. …..